Harlequin Dreams

[toxicodendron_radicans]

So what kind of day can a former doctor and full time clown have?

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Toy Story

[jla-extras.livejournal.com]

Toys, toys and more toys! Bears! Choo choo trains! All antiques - all for sale with a bunch of rich snobs/suckers ready to buy 'em!

Re: Toy Story

[clownluvin.livejournal.com]

Ah toys. Every kid, every teen and every adult in the world needed toys. Even if they didn't admit it to themselves.

Harley perused the toy store, happily adding little modifications to the different displays. This teddy bear will bite and not let go. This choo choo will explode because explosions fix everything and this little drinky bird...

This little drinky bird may be the best thing ever. Harley paused, and watched the bird as if commanded by its power.

Re: Toy Story

[amelia-z.livejournal.com]

Amelia's currently inspecting an original Bebe doll. The dress is an appealing design, and there's a small tennis bracelet of small diamonds around the doll's neck. A little over the top for a child's toy, even an antique, if you ask Amelia. It might look good on the mantle.

Time for more champagne. The gothy-looking chick checking out the drinking bird doesn't look the type for a yawn-fest like this. The Russian woman approaches. "They don't really make these anymore," she says, leaning curiously around. "Which is probably why it's over-priced. An interesting find."

Re: Toy Story

[clownluvin.livejournal.com]

"Yeah... and it drinks!" Harley's Yiddish accent was overly obvious as she pointed at the bird and laughed, "Be better if it spit acid or something, don't you think?"

Clean Up! Aisle 3!

[jla-extras.livejournal.com]

A normal day in the city. A normal trip to the store...

Re: Clean Up! Aisle 3!

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

Paco didn't know how Nadia had talked him into doing the shopping. Just because Jaime was out of town (waaaay out of town) didn't make him 'free sidekick to a good home'. He had things that needed doing and it wasn't like he'd been hanging around and bothering her and Hector.

...Well, maybe he checked in a little more often, but you couldn't blame him for that.

He glanced at the list she'd given him. "That's...probably a vegetable."

Re: Clean Up! Aisle 3!

[clownluvin.livejournal.com]

Harley was shopping. Normal people people did things like this, and today, Harley decided she was going to be normal.

Yep. Normal. No problems. No anything.

Oh, look at this, a squeak toy. She squeezed it once, twice, dogs liked this kind of thing. You know, she could pull the squeak-a-matrix out of this and insert it in the plushie of Mistah J she had. Yeah, that would work.

She looked around and put it in her bag. People with no problems liked to shop lift.

Harley had no problems.

Re: Clean Up! Aisle 3!

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

Normal people also occasionally walked into other normal people. Paco rounded the corner and collided with an unexpected blond woman. "Ack! Sorry, my bad."

Get Your Kicks on Route 66

[jla-extras.livejournal.com]

Speed is good. Speed is wonderful, and with Harleen across the country from Gotham anything can happen.

Especially in a stolen cherry red Lamborghini doing 175 mph.

Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66

[clownluvin.livejournal.com]

The Lamborghini ran another red light, holding on to the wheel and laughing in the way that only she could, Harley drove.

And boy, did she ever drive. Sun glasses, a bright pink top, and a red scarf that just happened to match the car fluttering in the wind. You had to love it when they left the keys in the car. When you jumped over the window, hit the gas and got to hear someone screaming about the crazy woman driving your car.

Foot to the floor of the car, if there were police after her Harley didn't hear them. Nor did she care. It was just her and the open road and the car and friend. And she had a gun somewhere here.

"Hey Pammy, isn't this fun?!"

Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66

[ivy-lady.livejournal.com]

"Themla's," scarf kept hitting her in the face as they drove. Harl's taste in music was atrocious, she got lollipops instead of water last stop. At least what they had done to the clerk was fun. But with these hairpin turns. -

"Why did I let you drive again, Harl?"

Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66

[clownluvin.livejournal.com]

Everyone loves pop music, Ivy. Everyone! "Because you love me," Harley returned with a grin. "Where should we go?! What about... THIS WAY!" Harley said, turning the car around going full speed and now heading back the way they came.

On coming traffic and police be damned, "I saw this in a movie once!"

In Midtown Metropolis

[jla-extras.livejournal.com]

JP Findle was the creator of the greatest show on Earth, some claimed. Other swore by Haly or Barnum, but JP certainly had his fans and they have put together and impressive display of his life and time here in his home city.

Re: In Midtown Metropolis

[clownluvin.livejournal.com]

Tonight, your circus is brought to you by a very different ring mistress. The real ring master tied firmly away in his tent, and Harley wearing a top hat over her Harlequin costume and even carrying a pimp ring master cane. She had taken time to rig the circus with all kinds of fun stuff.

"Welcome to what's even better than the greatest show on earth! Tonight, you get to see Man wrestle Lions, trapeze people fly over pools of burning acidly things and so much more that it boggles the mind! Tonight, in Harley Quinn's show of wonders you may even feel your eyes melt out of your head from sheer awesome! And now, three penguins and a clown car... ON A HIGHWIRE!"

Re: In Midtown Metropolis

[shock2yoursystm.livejournal.com]

Luckily, well, unluckily in Harley's case, a certain superhero had been in the audience. Virgil Hawkins had quickly ducked out and minutes later Static appears.

"Now I know you didn't get time off for good behavior Harley."

Re: In Midtown Metropolis

[clownluvin.livejournal.com]

She looked up, huh, flying kid on a disk, "Look here sparky, you want to be part of this show? You gotta work for it!" He's sparking, sparks generally don't like water. Answer: Dive for the fire hose, Harley. DIVE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT.

Which she did. Ahh, she knew she hadn't slept her way through all of college for nothing!

[ivy-lady.livejournal.com]

She's having water. alcohol is a plant toxin and therefore does nothing to her. Besides, she will always be under control of her circumstances forever more no matter what.

"Did you hear what happened to Harvey?" she the other two with a flick of her hair.

[phear-itself.livejournal.com]

Crane grins ghoulishly.

"Yes. Terrifying, isn't it?"

[clownluvin.livejournal.com]

Harley drank what she always drank. Pop. Caffeinated. Not that she needed the extra energy or anything. But the buzz was good. Sometimes it came with the little crazy straws. Her collection at whatever passed for home this week was getting big. And colorful.

"No. I don't know. What happened?" Harley chimed in, leaning over on Ivy's shoulder. She was so horribly out of touch.

[ivy-lady.livejournal.com]

"Batman." She moves her finger around the glasses edge. "Oh, he tried to be Dent again. Did a good job too. Managed to get Thorne to confess to every little thing under the sun." Sip. "I guess HE didn't like to competition, so back to Arkham."

Ah! Sunny Key West!

[jla-extras.livejournal.com]

Even in January, you can still surf. Still walk on the beach -a dn most importantly - still drink.

It's 2am. Do you know where your party people are?

Re: Ah! Sunny Key West!

[clownluvin.livejournal.com]

Harley was dancing on the beach, a colorful drink in her hand and sand in her feet and a gun in her other hand.

She may or may not have just knocked over a bar, she forgot.

"Tonight, is a great night," she sang, "to be a clown!"

Re: Ah! Sunny Key West!

[caleb-z.livejournal.com]

The residents of Cape May aren't used to such sights, and the resulting commotion is hard to miss.

"Is the gun truly necessary, miss?" The irony of him asking that question isn't lost on Caleb, though for the moment, his own gun is still concealed beneath his beach shirt for the time being.

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