Harley almost slammed on the breaks right there, but that would've sent the car into a spin. If Video Games taught her anything, it was don't slam on the breaks. They also taught her running over people was good.
"I gave you a steady shot!" She said to Ivy, "Now shoot the orange here!" Because Harley is driving.
"Faster than you, I bet!" She gave it more gas. And despite wanting to give Harley a clear shot, she did another hair pin turn.
"Yeah, leave Pammy's brain alone! All Pammy's brains are belonging to me!" Harley said, turning the car hard again, trying to push the gas peddle down more resulted in finding out that it was floored.
"I'm workin' on it!" Harley said, to Ivy not to the kid. "You try driving this thing with the exploding and the running and the scarf!" she said swerving towards the kid, "Arkham can kiss my plushie collection!"
"If we go I'm putting a Flash in traction first!" Ah, love. She forgets firing the bazooka and uses it more like a lance and the car, hopefully, will be her trusty steed.
As fast as Harley was speeding towards the kid there really wasn't any way to avoid that. When the tire blew out, it did so spectacularly, and Harley was left holding on to the wheel for dear life, trying not to lose complete control.
"Sho-o-o-o-o-o-o-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t h-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-m-m-m-m-m Pa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-e-e-e-e-e-e-r-r-r-r-r-r-s-s-s-s-s-s-s!" she shouted as the car bounced, spun and jostled her around.
Who is very pissed, sets the bazooka to overload, and then the car swerves and she drops the weapon. With the cops still coming he can get them or save the squad cars from the world's largest pothole about to happen in 3...2...1...
Harley was just trying to redirect the car in a straight line. Which wasn't nearly as easy as GTA made it seem. "Pammy, I hope we have time to change a flat later!"
Because they wouldn't be getting very far on this, "And there's a gun in my purse if you need it!"
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Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-17 03:51 am (UTC)"I gave you a steady shot!" She said to Ivy, "Now shoot the orange here!" Because Harley is driving.
"Faster than you, I bet!" She gave it more gas. And despite wanting to give Harley a clear shot, she did another hair pin turn.
Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-17 04:03 am (UTC)Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-17 04:06 am (UTC)"Hey, you shouldn't waste these, I bet they're expensive.."
He blinks, tossing the shells aside, where they explode relatively harmlessly on the side of the road.
"You're the brain-spore lady!"
Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-17 04:12 am (UTC)Huh.
Stupid speeders.
Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-17 04:22 am (UTC)That gets the child speedster lashed at with the barrel of the gun itself! "Don't just freeze there, Harl! Run him over!"
Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-17 04:31 am (UTC)Bart ducks the swipe, skidding on his heels a little and losing some ground on the car.
"You could surrender, you know - that way I get back to playing LexBox and you can get back to Arkham in time for pudding!"
He scoops up a handful of pebbles - just in case he needs to pop a tire.
Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-17 04:47 am (UTC)Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-17 05:04 am (UTC)Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-17 05:08 pm (UTC)"Speaking of traction.."
He takes one pebble from the collection in his hand, and flings it at super-speed, like a bullet, at the left front tire of the car.
Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-17 07:44 pm (UTC)"Sho-o-o-o-o-o-o-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t h-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-m-m-m-m-m Pa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-e-e-e-e-e-e-r-r-r-r-r-r-s-s-s-s-s-s-s!" she shouted as the car bounced, spun and jostled her around.
Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-18 02:44 am (UTC)Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-18 08:06 am (UTC)Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-19 02:05 am (UTC)Because they wouldn't be getting very far on this, "And there's a gun in my purse if you need it!"
Her pop-gun was still a gun.
Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-20 05:45 am (UTC)And he's got an idea.
He begins to whip up one of the patented Flash-style whirlwinds around the car.
"'You ladies want to go for a spin?' Flash has been filling me in on the puns I'm supposed to use.."
Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-20 07:48 pm (UTC)Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-21 06:00 am (UTC)Holding on the the wheel with one hand, she reached for her gun, if Ivy tripped the speedster, she'd shoot him, and shoot him up good.
Re: Get Your Kicks on Route 66
Date: 2008-01-22 02:28 am (UTC)There is a little stumble as a result, which breaks up the mounting whirlwind.