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Harlequin Dreams

So what kind of day can a former doctor and full time clown have?
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Re: In Midtown Metropolis

[identity profile] clownluvin.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Tonight, your circus is brought to you by a very different ring mistress. The real ring master tied firmly away in his tent, and Harley wearing a top hat over her Harlequin costume and even carrying a pimp ring master cane. She had taken time to rig the circus with all kinds of fun stuff.

"Welcome to what's even better than the greatest show on earth! Tonight, you get to see Man wrestle Lions, trapeze people fly over pools of burning acidly things and so much more that it boggles the mind! Tonight, in Harley Quinn's show of wonders you may even feel your eyes melt out of your head from sheer awesome! And now, three penguins and a clown car... ON A HIGHWIRE!"

Re: In Midtown Metropolis

[identity profile] shock2yoursystm.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Luckily, well, unluckily in Harley's case, a certain superhero had been in the audience. Virgil Hawkins had quickly ducked out and minutes later Static appears.

"Now I know you didn't get time off for good behavior Harley."

Re: In Midtown Metropolis

[identity profile] clownluvin.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
She looked up, huh, flying kid on a disk, "Look here sparky, you want to be part of this show? You gotta work for it!" He's sparking, sparks generally don't like water. Answer: Dive for the fire hose, Harley. DIVE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT.

Which she did. Ahh, she knew she hadn't slept her way through all of college for nothing!

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[identity profile] shock2yoursystm.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but Static knows his powers don't mix well with water. And he has a few tricks up his sleeve for preventing that mix. Like blocking the stream of water coming from the hose with the bottom of his disk.

"Oh please lady. I've gone up against the green haired psycho himself. Anything you've got is old hat.""

Re: In Midtown Metropolis

[identity profile] clownluvin.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
"You've fought Mistah J?" Harley's tone was almost disbelief. Why would he waste his time with a kid he could just shoot? Oh well, maybe he was in a mood that day.

"Then you should know, I ain't him!" she flipped and stuff in that direction, yeah, she wasn't going to shoot right at him, it was all about getting a good shot, and maybe even - squeak - using the trapeze bars!

Re: In Midtown Metropolis

[identity profile] shock2yoursystm.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
"No, you're right. You're the moll." Static tries to throw down a blast of static cling at her while moves towards the bars.

Re: In Midtown Metropolis

[identity profile] clownluvin.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm more than just a moll! And what are you, the force that makes all socks stick together?" Harley said, barely flipping out of the way, but you could feel that hair raising, sock sticking energy.
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