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toxicodendron_radicans ([personal profile] toxicodendron_radicans) wrote2008-01-16 06:06 pm

Harlequin Dreams

So what kind of day can a former doctor and full time clown have?

Re: Toy Story

[identity profile] amelia-z.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Amelia's currently inspecting an original Bebe doll. The dress is an appealing design, and there's a small tennis bracelet of small diamonds around the doll's neck. A little over the top for a child's toy, even an antique, if you ask Amelia. It might look good on the mantle.

Time for more champagne. The gothy-looking chick checking out the drinking bird doesn't look the type for a yawn-fest like this. The Russian woman approaches. "They don't really make these anymore," she says, leaning curiously around. "Which is probably why it's over-priced. An interesting find."

Re: Toy Story

[identity profile] clownluvin.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah... and it drinks!" Harley's Yiddish accent was overly obvious as she pointed at the bird and laughed, "Be better if it spit acid or something, don't you think?"

Re: Toy Story

[identity profile] amelia-z.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
"I... guess." Amelia gives the bird another look and a crumpled smile.

"Not something I'd give my kid. Maybe the nanny I didn't like. Or mail to those idiots at PETA, that'd give them a start." She's giving Harley a strange, side-long glance. "Maybe rotten milk?"

Re: Toy Story

[identity profile] clownluvin.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Nope," Harley said looking it over closely, "Definitely one for acid," she started digging through her bag. There should be a hole on this thing for it somewhere, and she could rig it to spit. "And I think you'd have to give it to someone special."

And spit it far.

Wouldn't that be great!

Re: Toy Story

[identity profile] amelia-z.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
...

"What are you doing?"

...

A hand goes to the other woman's forehead and gives her a little shove back. "What if some kid gets that? You can't be serious!"

Re: Toy Story

[identity profile] clownluvin.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
"What aren't I doing?" Harley giggled, "I don't see any kids here," Harley said, though she didn't think twice about the idea of some kid getting it.

Mostly.

It was all part of the joke. "I'd be more worried 'bout the exploding trains."

Re: Toy Story

[identity profile] amelia-z.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
"The... what?"

Amelia's got a bit of the demonic speed and strength on her side. The jab out of nowhere should hopefully stun the other woman back to her senses. "Please tell me you're not serious."

Re: Toy Story

[identity profile] clownluvin.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ow!" Harley wibbled, then started to sniffle. "Whaddya do that for?" Big, blue teary eyes turn on the other woman, "Don't you got a sense of humor?"