Harlequin Dreams

[toxicodendron_radicans]

So what kind of day can a former doctor and full time clown have?

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Re: Clean Up! Aisle 3!

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

"Crazy gringa." Paco said shortly, trying to drag the guy along. "Has gun, will shoot you with fireworks."

The singed look that Paco was sporting certainly wasn't in vogue at the moment.

Re: Clean Up! Aisle 3!

[bronze-tiger.livejournal.com]

"So there's a whacked-out white girl with fireworks in here?" he said disbelievingly, not letting Paco pull him along.

"This I gotta see."

Re: Clean Up! Aisle 3!

[clownluvin.livejournal.com]

Which he would get to see. Harley skipped around the corner, humming the happy tree friend's theme song, the gun in her hand.

"Awww, you brought a friend!"

Re: Clean Up! Aisle 3!

[bronze-tiger.livejournal.com]

Ben went instantly from Ben Turner, Ordinary Guy Out Shopping to Bronze Tiger, international assassin and field-exec of the Suicide Squad.

A foot lashed out like lightning, kicking the gun out of Harl's hand and coming very close to breaking a few bones in her wrist at the same time. Only her superior flexibility and conditioning saved her hand.

Re: Clean Up! Aisle 3!

[clownluvin.livejournal.com]

It hurt like hell, but living with the Joker? You got used to pain. You expected pain, and you learned to roll with it. To the point where it took a lot to actually get Harley to stop what she was doing.

"You hit girls!" She shouted, and from her big purse, came an equally large mallet. Her grip wasn't as steady as it normally would be thanks to the wrist, but still, "I hit boys! Let's play!"