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[toxicodendron_radicans]

Surrender? To a full-grown man playing trick-or-treat? I don't think so.

My best trenchcoat's ruined. And do I ever feel guilty for the orphans I've been ignoring in favor of ruining one day for one badly-dressed superheroine and her band of reknown. Thank goodness Batman's predictable and is out there protecting people with real problems. I'd hate to think the whole League is out looking for little old me. The people of their respective cities should complain.

It was a scratch. If the Black Canary's so upset, she should come find me. Honestly. I've done worse to people I liked. I hate to see what blondie's guy-friends do when she breaks a nail.

The next person who comes in here after me, had better be Batman or a Gotham police officer. Someone who actually has a legitimate reason to arrest me. All the clowns can go home and back to their real jobs.

Surrender? Feh. Jackasses.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_thebatman_/]

a voice from the shadows
Let's talk about orphans.

[ivy-lady.livejournal.com]

*sighs because she never gets a break* Just you and me or did you bring more of the Get-along Gang?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thebatman_/]

Just me, Ivy.

I'm here to help you.

[ivy-lady.livejournal.com]

*quietly* That's good because I need your help.

I need more information about what's happening to the children because...of me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thebatman_/]

nods

I know that extented contact with you has been slowly killing them... can you give me any more details?

[ivy-lady.livejournal.com]

I think...well, you have a great deal more contacts than I do. Is it possible for them to run an analysis of the bodies? I can give you a sample of my blood if that would aid the process.

*solemn* I really want the deaths to stop.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thebatman_/]

I know you do.
That's why I'm here.

A fresh sample might help.
I can get help with the bodies.

I'll do everything I can for them.
holds out a vial

[ivy-lady.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'm not sure why but that means a lot.

*she gives him the blood sample he requires*