Tonight, your circus is brought to you by a very different ring mistress. The real ring master tied firmly away in his tent, and Harley wearing a top hat over her Harlequin costume and even carrying a pimp ring master cane. She had taken time to rig the circus with all kinds of fun stuff.

"Welcome to what's even better than the greatest show on earth! Tonight, you get to see Man wrestle Lions, trapeze people fly over pools of burning acidly things and so much more that it boggles the mind! Tonight, in Harley Quinn's show of wonders you may even feel your eyes melt out of your head from sheer awesome! And now, three penguins and a clown car... ON A HIGHWIRE!"